Here are some interesting emails that I have received:

2004 Democratic Convention Schedule
6:00 p.m.  - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:00 p.m.  - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and
                    Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 p.m.  - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
6:40 p.m.  - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m.  - Tribute theme to France.
7:10 p.m.  - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25 p.m.  - Tribute theme to Germany.
7:45 p.m.  - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 p.m.  - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m.  - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m.  - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)
9:30.p.m.  - * Intermission *
10:00.p.m.  - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m.  - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20.p.m.  - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m.  - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m.  - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m.  - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m.  - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed
                      and same sex).
11:15 p.m.  - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m.  - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59 p.m.  - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00 p.m.  - Nomination of democratic candidate.

Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home from the
convention ?

 

 

Keep your eyes and ears open, and your 357 handy.

 

Subject:        UPS Uniforms

UPS Uniforms
Government Warning regarding purchase of UPS uniforms:
There has been a huge purchase, $32,000 worth, of United Parcel
Service
(UPS) uniforms on eBay over the last 30 days. This could represent a
serious threat as bogus drivers (terrorists) can drop off anything to
anyone
with deadly consequences! If you have ANY questions when a UPS driver
appears at your door, they should be able to furnish VALID I.D
Additionally, if someone in a UPS uniform comes to make a drop off or
pick
up, make absolutely sure they are driving a UPS truck. UPS doesn't
make
deliveries or pickups in anything, except a company vehicle
If you have a problem, IMMEDIATELY call your local law enforcement
agency
right away!

TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! Tell everyone in your office, your family, your
friends, etc. Make people aware so that we can prepare and/or avoid
terrorist attacks on our people! Thank you for your time in reviewing
this
and PLEASE send to EVERYONE on your list, even if they are friend or
foe. We
should all be aware!

I arrived at DaNang on 06/15/68 and departed around 07/09/69 (for a 6-month

in-country extension @ Bien Hoa AB) straight out of Tech School as a

1-striper from Lowry AFB, CO. My entire 'C' shift class of 13, except one

who went to Cam Rahn Bay, and 4 from another class arrived @ DaNang AB @

about the same time. Still have the orders. Worked on CBU 24 and BLU 27

(Napalm) Crew, Day Shift (sometimes 24 hours) in the new on-base Bomb Dump,

the total time I was there. Left for Bien Hoa with a line no. for Sergeant

(E4), which entitled me to separate rations @ Bien Hoa. My Crew Chiefs @

DaNang included Sgt. "Ralph" Jenson from Michigan or somewhere around there,

Ssgt. Dave "I think" Fustin, Lowry Instructor, who got fired from CBU a few

weeks after his arrival, and SSgt. Joe Valines, now SMS USAF Ret. working

for the Post Office somewhere in North Carolina last I heard. Tsgt. (Msgt.

sel.) Brown, Mr. Daily Open Ranks Inspection, was in charge of us

Maintenance folks.

Tim Quinlan, Michael Jenkins, Dan Foss, etc. are on the same set of orders.

We are survivors of the "Great DaNang AB Assault" by NVA/VC in 08/69 and the

"Great Explosions" of the on-base and off-base bomb dumps that occurred in

04/69. Spent my last few weeks there policing and cleaning it up, while EOD

took their A/C breaks.

Got a few war stories. Keep in touch!

Dick

 "Dick W. Valentine"     dwvalentine11@netzero.net

Gordy:

I'm not sure if my ID re the two rivers referred to are

in fact, Song Han, and Song Tra bong! They, perhaps,

could be the Han, and the Cau Do River, but I don't see

the Cam Le Bridge, so, perhaps the shot of above river

sys is a bit farther so from the DANANG area, as I flew

on a C130, three times to Cam Rahn! Perhaps, some of the

Brothers can set this straight! ED

Same to ya', Q et al!

I remember quite well the 366 MMS limousine ride from in front of Personnel

to Camp DaNang in 1505's on the first day in-country at my grand old age

then of 18 years, 1 month and 3 days old. Had to often dry the behinds of

my ears. However, it is a blessing that so many of us can be in touch these

days.

DW

To All

>

> Thirty Five years ago who would have thunk that

> this many of us would be in contact today.

>

> Happy Anniversary

>

> Q

>

> =====

> Tim Q

 

 

MADE IN THE USA????

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN

JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he

shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress

shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis

shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric

skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO)

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN

TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY)

and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of

yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a

while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of

wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then

wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.....AMERICA.....

 

Please pause a moment, reflect back, and take the following Multiple Choice test.... No need to keep score. The events are actual cuts from past history. They actually happened! Do you remember?

 

1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:

 

a. Olga Corbitt

b. Sitting Bull

c. Arnold Schwarzeneger

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

2. In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:

 

a. Lost Norwegians

b. Elvis

c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

3. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon

by:

 

a. John Dillinger

b. The King of Sweden

c. The Boy Scouts

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

4. In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

 

a. A pizza delivery boy

b. Pee Wee Herman

c. Geraldo Rivera

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

5. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70-year-old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

 

a. The Smurfs

b. Davy Jones

c. The Little Mermaid

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

6. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked in Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

 

a. Captain Kidd

b. Charles Lindberg

c. Mother Teresa

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

7. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

 

a. Scooby Doo

b. The Tooth Fairy

c. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

8. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:

 

a. Richard Simmons

b. Grandma Moses

c. Michael Jordan

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

 

a. Mr. Rogers

b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems

c. The World Wrestling Federation

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

10. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:

 

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd

b. The Supreme Court of Florida

c. Mr. Bean

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

11. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

 

a. Enron

b. The Lutheran Church

c. The NFL

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

12. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

 

a. Bonnie and Clyde

b. Captain Kangaroo

c. Billy Graham

d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

 

Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you?

 

So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former governors, and leave Muslim males between the ages 17 and 40 alone because of profiling.

 

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of themselves if they have any such sense.

 

As the writer of the award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is as stupid does."

 

Fellow  MMS'rs:

I  never  knew  why  they  called  the  F-4  the  PHANTOM!  Although 
once  @  Danang,  and  depending
upon  conditions,  the  birds  usually  took  off  to  the  north,  and 
landed  from  the  south.  That  was  real  close  to/  over  the  base 
proper  bomb  dump.  But,  in  my  memory  I  still  remember  the 
rather  not
so  subtle  screaming  sound  that  the  F-4  made  on  its  turn  and 
bank  upon  landing  approach  over
the  So  end  of  the  runways  that  would  produce  that  sound.  
For, 
even  w/  ear  protection  I'll  never  forget  that  sound.  That's  
not
 to  diminish  the  sound  they  made  taking  off  to  the  south  for 
which  I'm  damned  glad  to  have  had  ear  protection.  That  
probably
 allows  me  to  enjoy,  and  possibly,
hear  music  much  better  these  days!  Does  anyone  remember????????  
Ed  Burchard

Right on, Andy Rooney!

Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
 


 

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE?

I.


I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!

My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry behind  if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.


I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't stop you from watching them

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "NO!"

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent.. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else

And if you don't like my point of view, tough...

DON'T PASS IT ON
 

 

Pretty neat...Marine Gunny's view of matters...

USMC PRESS CONFERENCE

 

For the few of you who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The
History Channel's "Mail Call" and played the Drill Instructor in the 

 movie, "Full Metal Jacket." He is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant and
a very plain speaker, as you will soon read.
 

So, for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R.
Lee Ermey at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion is

the Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to death. We pick up as
the reporter asks about how this potential war crime will affect our
image in the world:

 

Ermey: "What kind of a pansy-assed question is that?"

 

Reporter 1: "Well I think...."

 

Ermey: "THINK, Fancy boy?! Get this through that septic tank on top of
your shoulders, moron: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU
UNDERSTAND ME??? That Marine shot an ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; SO GET
YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN
PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!!!

 

Next question: You in the blue suit."

 

Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations
is important?

 

Ermey: "Oh sure! You don't know the times I have cried myself to sleep
worrying about what some goddamned French pansy thinks! Oh the days I

have had to weep because some shit eating terrorist fucker might be mad
at us, because we went into whatever god forsaken hole in the shit that

he lives in and killed him.

 

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS QUESTION IS THAT YOU PETER-PUFFING
JACKASS?? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND WHEN YOU ATTACK US,
WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW YOUR STINKING CAMEL-LICKING
CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE WILL BE ABLE TO BURY YOUR SORRY ASS IN A
THIMBLE!!

 

YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE PROBABLY AFRAID, THINKING
THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I NEED TO BE MORE

SENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE
THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN YOU
SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON MAMMA'S TIT!! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT?? NOW
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING
SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!

 

Next question: YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE. LOOK AT THAT THING! IT IS HIDEOUS."

 

Reporter: 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by..."

 

Ermey: "FREEDOM?? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE
SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!!
WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN WAS
THE LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU
HAVE THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING
QUARTERBACK THE ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND
HIS UNIT FROM AN ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!!

 

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMBNUTS? I AM CONCERNED ABOUT
A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC, ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES
DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I
AM CONCERNED ABOUT CHICKEN-SHIT PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH
TERRORISTS AND WHINE ABOUT THEIR PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!"

 

Reporter: 3: "I..."

 

Ermey: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING,

NUMBNUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE CRY-HOLE
IN THAT SHIT-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR THE REST OF
YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I
SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY
SHOELACES!!!!"

 

 

A smile is contagious, make someone happy today.

 

A Traitor Is About To Be Honored

 IF YOU NEVER FORWARDED ANYTHING IN YOU LIFE FORWARD THIS SO THAT EVERYONE
 WILL KNOW!!!!!!..

 She really was a traitor

 A TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED
 KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA
 This is for all the kids born in the 70's who do
 not remember, and didn't have to bear the
 burden that our fathers, mothers and older
 brothers and sisters had to bear.

 Jane Fonda is being honored as one of the
 "100 Women of the Century."
 BY BARBRA WALTERS

 Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still
 countless others have never known how Ms.
 Fonda betrayed not only the idea of our country,
 but specific men who served and sacrificed
 during Vietnam.

 The first part of this is from an F-4E pilot

 The pilot's name is Jerry Driscoll, a River Rat.

 In 1968, the former Commandant of the USAF
 Survival School was a POW in Ho Lo Prison
 the "Hanoi Hilton."

 Dragged from a stinking cesspit of a cell,
 cleaned, fed, and dressed in clean PJ's, he was
 ordered to describe for a visiting American
 "Peace Activist" the "lenient and humane
 treatment" he'd received.

 He spat at Ms. Fonda, was clubbed, and was
 dragged away.
 During the subsequent beating, he fell forward
 on to the camp Commandant's feet, which
 sent that officer berserk.

 In 1978, the Air Force Colonel still suffered from
 double vision (which permanently ended his
 flying career) from the Commandant's frenzied
 application of a wooden baton.

 From 1963-65, Col. Larry Carrigan was in the
 47FW/DO (F-4E's).  He spent 6 years in the
 "Hanoi Hilton",,, the first three of which his
 family only knew he was "missing in action".
 His wife lived on faith that he was still alive.
 His group, too, got the cleaned-up, fed and
 clothed routine in preparation for a
 "peace delegation" visit.
 They, however, had time and devised a plan to
 get word to the world that they were alive
 and still survived.  Each man secreted a tiny
 piece of paper, with his Social Security Number
 on it, in the palm of his hand.

 When paraded before Ms. Fonda and a
 cameraman, she walked the line, shaking each
 man's hand and asking little encouraging
 snippets like: "Aren't you sorry you bombed
 babies?" and "Are you grateful for the humane
 treatment from your benevolent captors?"
 Believing this HAD to be an act, they each
 palmed her their sliver of paper.
 She took them all without missing a beat.  At the
 end of the line and once the camera stopped
 rolling, to the shocked disbelief of the POWs,
 she turned to the officer in charge and handed
 him all the little pieces of paper.

 Three men died from the subsequent beatings.
 Colonel Carrigan was almost number four
 but he survived, which is the only reason we
 know of her actions that day.

 I was a civilian economic development advisor
 in Vietnam, and was captured by the North
 Vietnamese communists in South Vietna m in
 1968, and held prisoner for over 5 years.

 I spent 27 months in solitary confinement; one
 year in a cage in Cambodia; and one year
 in a "black box" in Hanoi.
 My North Vietnamese captors deliberately
 poisoned and murdered a female missionary, a
 nurse in a leprosarium in Ban me Thuot, South
 Vietnam, whom I buried in the jungle near the
 Cambodian border.
 At one time, I weighed only about 90 lbs.
 (My normal weight is 170 lbs.)

 We were Jane Fonda's "war criminals."

 When Jane Fonda was in Hanoi, I was asked by
 the camp communist political officer if I would
 be willing to meet with her.

 I said yes, for I wanted to tell her about the real
 treatment we POWs received... and how
 different it was from the treatment purported by
 the North Vietnamese, and parroted by her as
 "humane and lenient."

 Because of this, I spent three days on a rocky
 floor on my knees, with my arms outstretched
 with a large steel weights placed on my hands,
 and beaten with a bamboo cane.

 I had the opportunity to meet with Jane Fonda
 soon after I was released.  I asked her
 if she would be willing to debate me on TV.
 She never did answer me.

 These first-hand experiences do not exemplify
 someone who should be honored as part
 of "100 Years of Great Women."
 Lest we forget..." 100 Years of Great Women"
 should never include a traitor whose hands are
 covered with the blood of so many patriots.

 There are few things I have strong visceral
 reactions to, but Hanoi Jane's participation in
 blatant treason, is one of them.
 Please take the time to forward to as many
 people as you possibly can.
 It will eventually end up on her computer and
 she needs to know that we will never forget.

RONALD D. SAMPSON, CMSgt, USAF
 716 Maintenance Squadron, Chief of
 Maintenance